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Diana death probe: Elvis emerges as prime suspect
Elvis after eating the evidenceSensational evidence has emerged that Elvis Presley was responsible for the death of Princess Diana, and that his paymasters were big pharmaceutical companies eager to...
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Church to offer ‘Vegas-style weddings’, swapping Elvis for Cliff Richard
A local Church has decided to start offering Vegas-style weddings in a bid to increase tourism levels in the village of Harold, but instead of Elvis performing the ceremony, there will be a...
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Tom Cruise set to play title role in new Elvis Presley biopic
The King hears the news and weepsFollowing fevered speculation, it has been announced that Tom Cruise, the half pint sized, Hollywood legend has signed to play the part of Elvis Presley when filming of...
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